REPUBLICAN GAY GUY

POWERS AND ABILITIES:

• Invisibility
• Absorbs Energy from Well-Reasoned Super Attacks
• Fiduciary Empath– Can Sense Rich People Within an 8-Mile Radius
• Money-Shaped Psionic Burst Attack

STRENGTH AND AGILITY: *** (3 OUT OF 5 STARS)

ARCH ENEMIES: Hippie Gay Guy, Hipster Gay Guy, Marxist Gay Guy, Public Employee Gay Guy, Poor Gay Guy, Minority Gay Guy

Republican Gay Guy’s ability to remain invisible while firing money-shaped psionic bursts makes him a formidable opponent, though he’s easily distracted by his powers as a Fiduciary Empath. When he senses proximal Wealth Creators, Republican Gay Guy can only focus on how he might be able to harness their potential, even to his own detriment.

DID YOU KNOW? Republican Gay Guy is actually from another dimension called Opposite Land, which shapes his “unique” outlook.